The Great Myth of 99 Problems
Posted by: grillless in Grillless Life, tags: 99 Problems, Girls, Jay-Z“If you’re havin’ girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 Problems but a Bitch ain’t one”
-Jay-Z
Every dude has girl problems, even Jay-Z. Actually, maybe I should preface that. Every dude who is dating or has a relationship with a female has girl problems, at some point in their lives.
I can say, from personal experience, that every single female that I have dated, related, often syncopated, had relations with, has given me problems.
So what truly is it about the opposite sex that causes such strife in our lives?
I won’t call this a theory, because I am not going to work it out enough to call it so, but let’s call it a hunch, a feeling. I think it has something to do with that whole forbidden fruit thing. I’m not sure what this is called in other religions, but the most private sanctum of womanhood has some serious strings attached. I think the apple metaphor holds true.
Consider this; do you ever get into any real arguments with females that you have a friendly, yet strictly plutonic relationship with?
Think about it.
Once you get to know a woman intimately problems do arise.
I understand though Jay-Z, the number 100 doesn’t flow like 99 does, and this post should not take away, in anyway, that hot track.
